地道英语英文笑话5 English Jokes

1. Saint peter greets a man at the Pearly Gates. “What have you done to deserve entry into heaven?” he asked. “As I was driving along the highway, I came upon a gang of tough bikes threatening a young woman,” sys the man. “So I went up to the biggest, meanest biker and punched him in the nose. Then I kicked over his bike, yanked his ponytail and ripped out hi..